Kuna team imezoea tu kichapo bila kujali ligi au msimu 😂😂😂😂

Happy Tuesday 😊, it's been a minute but am baaaack like I never left.

Kane: "We wanted to win at Spurs... but if you went a couple of games without winning it wasn’t a disaster. At Bayern you HAVE to win every game". 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

"After winning 3-1 and 4-0 first two games... there was talk about not being too happy about way we played! Top club mentality".

Fabrizio Romano

Happy and blessed Tuesday Palscitians. Remember mambo ni Matatu, wake up, go hard or go home.

Mambo ni Matatu waangwana. Kuamka, kuwajulia hali na kuwaombea kwake Mola muwe na jumapili njema yenye fanaka na baraka tele.
Blessed Sunday 🤞

Women fear nothing in this world 😂😂😂...

You never walk alone,God's mighty angels have been assigned into your day. No weapons formed against you shall prosper, the plans of the devil have been put to shame Start you day with God Finish with God #everyone.

Mambo ni matatu:

- You are single, but still stuck on an ex that broke your heart so mercilessly. And for some reason you find yourself stalking their pages to see if they moved on.

- You are in a relationship where you are being cheated on. Here is the catch though, your partner is so strategic that you haven't found out. So, you assume you are in a healthy relationship.

- This one is quite like a situationship. You don't even know if you're dating or just there for unfathomable reasons. They come about as toxic sometimes. And sometimes, they are just the best you have ever had. Sometimes you rethink going back to singlehood, but fear the loneliness that comes with it.

Mumias Sugar Company was shut down and all operations stopped years ago yet our supermarkets are fully stocked with Mumias Sugar....where is it coming from?.

In 1930, a team of engineers and architects successfully relocated the Indiana Bell building, an 11,000-ton (22 million-pound) structure, over a 34-day period. Remarkably, 600 employees continued to work inside the building during this time. The purpose of this impressive feat was to create additional space for expansion, and notably, there was no interruption to the supply of water, electricity, or gas.

How were they able to accomplish this engineering feat? The entire building was lifted using hydraulic rollers, which were cushioned on top of 75-ton timbers. The structure was moved manually from one roller to the next, progressing at a speed of 15 inches per hour. Remarkably, the employees inside didn't even feel the building move.

In 1963, the building was demolished to make way for a much larger one, in order to accommodate the growing number of employees.

#GABON

- Military officers say they have seized power, vowing to close borders and dissolve state institutions

- Comes hours after state election body announced Ali Bongo had won a third term with 64% of the vote

- Ali Bongo has been in power for 14 years, succeeding his father who ruled for 42 years

- Gabon is the fifth largest oil producing nation in Africa, with the oil sector accounting for around 50% of GDP and 80% of exports

- If completed, this would be the eighth coup in former French colonies in Africa over the past three years

- Comes just weeks after coup in Niger

Steve Harvey!!!

This man caught his wife cheating on him with her body guard and private chef and she demanded for half his networth upon divorce.

This man wrote a book on how to master relationships and his relationship mastered him.

This man has always praised and bragged with his wife on Tv shows and social media pages now she has publicly shamed him.

This man would never have found himself in this position if he had applied Hakimi’s wisdom.

Imagine being ordered to give a woman half your wealth after you caught her cheating on you with two men.

NEVER make your wife sole signatory to your wealth and never sign any contracts that gives her access to claim a share of your wealth upon divorce.

The only thing you owe a w||man is child support and anything you can spare out of the kindness of your heart.

If this can happen to Steve Harvey, Who are you? Who I’m I? Who is we? Learn or Perish.

In Namibia, African Bullfrogs are eaten as a delicacy and are known as omafuma. They have poison inside them, and eating them when they are not properly cooked or before they are mature can cause kidney failure.

Faith Kipyegon gives Kenya another gold in 5000M.

Dear Lord we are thankful for this girl.

She has really done Kenya proud.

Thank you Faith Kipyegon
#Budapest2023

I have quite a good number of failed talking stages but one that still lingers in my memory is of that lady I met in a matatu.

On that day, I hadn't intended to throw a shot. She was all beautiful and bootyfull but my 9-5 had drained all my energy to even spare a line on her.

But shit happened...

She was the type that pays fare with Mpesa. And while she was at it, her phone went off before the transaction could be completed.

Looking all worried and confused, she turned to me and asked, "unaeza kua na 80 bob hapo? phone yangu imezima before nitume pesa."

So, apart from her walking around with all that beauty, she also had a voice that could beat Adele on vocals.

Anyway, I foraged in my pocket and fished out a Ksh 200 note and gave her. She whispered a thank you then flashed a lazy smile. Around the same time, the conductor came inquiring, "ebu nione message," in a tone of mistrust.

The lady later insisted on texting herself using my phone so that she could refund the money when she got home. In actual sense, I didn't want her to refund, but I still wanted her number.

The back and forth created a great rapport and when I saw that "...confirmed you have received Ksh 200 from..." text later that night, I felt the urge to get to know her even more.

She was superb at texting and extreme fast with her replies. On calls, she wasn't that talkative but was fun listening to.

It became a norm keeping up with conversations daily, asking random questions - we would delve into what our love languages were, to our toxic traits and to the cliché questions of our favorite colours, type of music and movies.

She was my dream girl, no doubt. Our interests matched and we hated almost the same things - we would make a super great team. Just us against y'all.

At this point, like two months into it, everything was at gray area. Our feelings were mutual but no title stamped on the bond.

If she had thrown at me that famous, "what are we?" Question, bruuuh! This story would have a different ending.

But unlike a fairytale, this is how it ends...

All that fantasy and infatuation vanished. Just like that. At a blink of an eye. No apparent reason attached. Perhaps, I delayed to give her a clear direction or maybe she got married. Most probably the latter.

Now I am here left with a hefty information about someone's daughter. I can literally write a whole biography about her.

Climate change is an already existing threat that calls for a collaborative action and efforts from all the stakeholders across all sectors. Solution based projects that can boost environmental rehabilitation of the degraded natural ecological niches, forests, and protect our endangered biodiversity as well as enhance environmental productivity sustainability.

Will Smith is the only actor to have eight consecutive films gross more than $100 million at the domestic box office.

Kenyan Job Interviews are a SCAM!

Many companies issue proficiency tests they know nothing about.. they just pull IQ tests from abroad and give candidates during interviews. Some of the IQ tests are very unnecessary and annoying yet they wonder why they keep looking for people every 3 months for the same role. Some ask interview questions like "where do you see yourself in 5 years" because they have always seen other people ask that in interviews.. they don't even know why they ask that.. others take you through 3 interviews just to give you a regret while some get back to you after 8 months.. others call you for interviews while they know the position has already been filled.. then they ask you how much you expect to be paid then act shocked when you answer- why did you ask then? Just say how much you want to pay someone.. it's so annoying..
I pray for everyone looking for a job coz honestly the recruitment process of most companies in Kenya is a SCAM!!

Blessed Sunday fellow Palscitians.
I love them loyals

BREAKING NEWS

South Sudan Dancehall King Anyar Yol Mathiang has fired his management that led him to Kenya and established a new management that will handle his shows in Kampala and South Sudan respectively.

The reason for this move is believed to be associated to money as the singer claims his manager was not reporting all the money for his booking.

The artist is also believed to be working on another song called "Koc acham rot."