Today, I saw a guy at the beach shouting, "Help, shark! Help,shark!"

I just laughed at him.

Why is he saying, "help, shark! help, shark!" instead of "help, human!"

Abi does he think that shark was going to help him?
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Pretending to be fine after breakup is not easy oh, a friend of mine fainted while smiling..
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Its good to be happy right? Lets read these jokes together and laugh out our sorrows:
1. Hmmm, so your girlfriend does not have any game on her phone and you think she does not have what she's playing?
Bro, monitor your heart oh! Na her backup plan be that.. no say I no tell you...
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2. A baby monkey asked his father, "Daddy, why are we this ugly?".
His father then said, "Hmmm! Better thank God for your life. If you see the person reading this ehn, you'll have pity on the person"
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3. The only person with the authority to command a girl and she'll obey without complaining is a...
PHOTOGRAPHER
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4. When a relationship is new;
Boy: Babe, where are you?
Girl: Awwwn! Where are you more my love!
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5. "Babe, keep your money. What I need from you is your love and attention"
The lady who said this last died in 1845!
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Start the day with a smile on your face!

This should be funny...

Son: Daddy, is God a man or a woman?

Dad: Son, God is both, okay?

Son: Okay dad! (Few minutes later) Daddy, is God black or white?

Dad: Son, God is both, okay?

Son: Okay Dad (Few minutes later) Daddy, is Bobrisky God?
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