If our girlfriends knew how many girls we ignore in a day just because of them, they'll be paying us salary😩

I will never watch American movie again😂😂😂.
I watched an American movie where a boy broke the Television, the father came and he apologized, the dad slapped him, he was dad are you crazy😆, why did you slap me.The dad was like, son I am sorry, my emotions got me, I will never do that again. I was like wow, I need to try this out🤷.
So I decided to try it out🤣🤔. I went and broke the Television(120 inches TV) 🙆.My dad came and before I could even say anything, he slapped me😆, I found myself in the hospital. So I decided to try out what the boy said😂, I started"Dad are you crazy, why did you slap me". Report has it that I was in coma for two months🙆, when I finally regained conciousness, my dad told me that there was still one slap remaining😂😂. He slapped me again🙆,brethren since then I has been deaf in one ear and my face is twisted to one side🙆😂😆
I don't even have the ear to listen to movies again😂😂😂.
Lest I forget, do you guys know any remedy for deaf ear😅