One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.

Vitabu za shule zimekushinda kusoma lakini advertisements za Citizen umezicram zote kwa kichwa.. ati, "Mary has a toothache and who knows why? Because her tooth is too big".. shenzi kabisaa?????

Wait until tuende heaven and the angel decides to call you by your Facebook or Whatsapp name...and it be like..."pussy driller"??? ??? my friend just go straight to hell.....

Kambas will ride you till you beg them with a " i am the only son at home... Please dont kill me?".... And still they wont stop????if it sleeps they assume you are a lesbian and they keep rubbing their nunu on your nini????fear them??

Vitu muhimu kama ID, Passport, Driving License wanataka picha nusu yaani kaselfie? Sasa wewe mwenye unataka my full pic...ni jeneza unataka kunitengezea ama???

Try your luck

Lakini mbona uvae panty tight kuliko kitu unafunika hapo ndani!???.. priorities zilienda wapi?