kenyan Youths trusting that BBI will solve their problems is like trusting a doctor who has ventured into the hearse business to treat you.

Ushai skia mtu akiongea unaskia tu kumuuliza politely with all due respect
"Wewe ni mjinga cha ukweli ama ni ku act una act ?"

Bank teller : First name?

Me : Robin

Bank teller : Second name?

Me : Debank

Bank teller : So you are Robin Debank?

Hallo there

Umezoea kutoa mistari kwa movies.Mnakiss dakika mbili unasema 'can we take this upstairs?' Ulisahau kumbe uko bedsitter enye hata hujalipia rent

I have accepted that I will die without understanding SUDOKU and am OK with it.

"Uko wapi sikuizi?"
Kenyans ask this questions to calculate the amount of respect to accord you

When KRA runs out of ways to tax Kenyans wataanza kupiga watu ngeta.

Lesson Number 1. Usiende kukata kidri masaa ya curfew kama hujui kutoka kihuti.