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Pupil: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do?"
Teacher: "Of course not."
Pupil: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
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Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.
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After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”
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Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
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Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "I lost it fighting this boy who said you weren't the best teacher in school."
Teacher: ...
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"If animals have rights, what are their responsibilities?
If a lion has the right not to be hunted to death, does it also have a responsability not to eat me?
Frankly, I don't trust the lion to keep his half of the deal."
Adams Roberts
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Everlyne Onami
This must be a very smart thief
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