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1.It is only in Nigeria where you will buy a blue jean and after washing it, you can use the water to paint 2 bedroom flat🙆🤣

2.Ladies the next Time a guy gives you his phone to put his phone number.....run away with it🏃🏃

3.Anytime i see people putting offering i feel like opening my own church👌

4.You're broke and you still dey pray for long life....abeg wetin you go chop🤣

5.Whenever an enugu girl visits you, just give her Coke and knife they always have okpa in their bag🙆🤣

6.Ladies after 6 months of engagement and he didn't say anything...sell the ring and eat sharwama😁👌

7.My secondary School teacher taught me most of the lies i tell today.Then he'll tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad, when he knows my uncle lives in the village🙆🤣

8.When things get tight
Son: hello dad!,the kidnappers mistook me for a son of a rich man and they are treating me very well.Right now,am eating fried rice and chicken.
Dad: Junoir find out from them if they are will to kidnap the whole family,chaii🙆🤣

9.You may be urgly but believe me if you have a good character & a good heart, you will still be urgly my dear🤣

10.After accepting my friend request, ya now asking me can we be friends,No oo,come and be my landlord...rubbish😒🤣

11.I knew i would never be a lawyer the day i slapped my opponent in a debate at secondary School🤣🤣

12. Watching a Movie with a kid is stressing A kissing scene Comes on and you end up saying 'come on boy.. Go and close the rain, window is getting in'🤦🤦🤦🤦😂😂😂😂😂

13.I wonder who told Africans that a bed must touch the wall, infact check your bed and laff🤣

14.If you slap me on the right cheek, I'll turn the left one for you to slap too....Then we'll sit down as adults and discuss how you want your funeral to be😒

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